Funny Jokes
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the same.
Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me “What’s on the TV?”
I said, “Dust!”
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created
Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor
Man has rested.
My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four state
troopers and a dog.
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.
A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive
and said, “I haven’t eaten anything in four days.” She looked at him
and said, “God, I wish I had your will power.”